GRUDGECAT

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Coming Soon!
THE RED DOTDOG.EXE DETECTEDALIEN ABDUCTIONCOSMIC STORM9 LIVES INCLUDEDBSOD ON DEATHSPITE ENGINEFRIEND MODE

a virtual pet. unfortunately.

it flies on a rainbow. it judges your git history. it has not commented on your commit messages yet, but only because it is napping. do not disturb. or else.

100% pop-tart, 0% remorse

the manual

this is the part where most products say something excited. this one will not. React renders through Astro below. if it works, the cat tolerates you. if it does not, that is CAT_NOT_FED_EXCEPTION and frankly your fault.

Hello, World!

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stats. allegedly.

9LIVES INCLUDED
0REMORSE DETECTED
47sRESPAWN COOLDOWN